Horny & boring

H&B- I found you at flork

Abejilla- Yes, I know

H&B - How do you know?

Abejilla- Because is the only place where people can get my msn

H&B- Ok

Abejilla- ...

H&B- How old are you?

Abejilla - (!!) How old are you?

H&B - 27

Abejilla - Wow you are above average of my underage, horny and boring fans (aquí sospechando que tiene 16)

H&B - yes I am. How old are your fans?

Abejilla - 16 horny and so boring...Are you boring?

H&B - yes

Abejilla - Look man, if you ever want to get a chick, never ever admit you are boring, even if you are, don't do it...

H&B - I don't want to get chicks, I have one

Abejilla - (convencida de que se trata de otro más underage, horny and boring fan) look I am going to make you a favor, but you have to promise me that you are going to do what I am about to tell you.

H&B- yes

Abejilla - I want you to turn off your computer and think for a moment...your goal is to become an interesting person, it doesn't matter what it takes, does not matter the effort, the energy, how challenging it looks, remember... your goal is that you have to become an interesting person, somebody that people want to be around, want to talk to...otherwise you are going to die alone and celibate.

H&B - I have a 35cm penis

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